joolee's forty

forty days. forty stories.

…and a responsible babysitter

by Ray Legenza

Julie has had a very profound impact on my family.  Fortunately, the counselors believe the psychic scars can be suppressed.

Mitchell, my eldest son, has endured being tattooed, boiled, boxed up and left dangling off of a cliff by Joolee.

Photos of Mitchell, staged by Joolee

Drew, almost 6, has been frozen in a fridge, locked in a cabinet, and cooked by Jewly.

Photos of Drew, staged by Joolee

Despite this, we all still seem to be drawn to Joolee.  Happy Birthday.

Ray

Joolee with the Legenza Family

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One comment on “…and a responsible babysitter

  1. joolee
    March 5, 2012

    Heeheeeeee! Thanks for not mentioning the head injuries, Raydar :). And thank you, thank you, for allowing me access to the neffies, even considering the above injustices. (at least it wasn’t Anne Geddes style…what if I’d turned Mitchell into a tulip, or stuffed Drewbie into a larger-than-life walnut shell, hmmmm?) I feel proud to be the one who walked each of them through their respective first-ever poops in the woods (why does that urge always hit them the moment we reach the forest?)

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