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Ralph Maestas

mmn, home cooking!

Ralph believe that he is Joolee’s supervisor when they work together in the Antarctic.

He is not a pilot, a drummer, or a statistician; he is just plain good old home cooking.  His favorite flannel shirt gives him the unique gift of sometimes being able to see three seconds into the future.  If you need to waste an hour, he is always there to help.

One comment on “Ralph Maestas

  1. pachoulijoolee
    April 5, 2012

    …with his strict regimen of 15-minute intervals. Neither is he a butcher, a baker, or a candlestick maker, but he is a wicked musician…he tinkles the piano keys (not to be confused with tinkling ON the piano), honks the trumpet, hoots the trombone, strums the guitar, and best of all, composes songs, sometimes about his little plastic action figure manly man friend.

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